Have you ever walked through a closed screen door? No, just me?
How about plowed through an open entertainment center glass door? Again, just me?
Mwaha! NOT just me.
One morning, we woke up to a very loud thud. When we finally pulled the shades all the way up a few days later, we found the evidence of another like-minded creature. What cracks me up is you could see the outline of the beak and face being smashed against the glass. I imagine a similar outline might have appeared on the screen door I walked through, or the glass door I shattered. You know, if I was a big greasy bird.